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“Actresses are such very dull people off the stage. We are only delightful and brilliant when we are doing what we are told to do. Off stage we are awful chumps.”

People Stage Actresses Brilliant Awful Dull Delightful Chumps

Author:Edith Evans

“I don't care about the sort of things that will bring in chump change over the next two or three years. I think I'm better than others at sniffing out things that will bear fruit in 10 or 20 years while they're still at the seed stage, and I'm more willing to take the risks that entails.”

Thinking Years Stills Two Care Three Next Risk Stage Willing Bears Fruit Don't Care Seeds I Don't Care Three Years Sniffing Chumps

Author:Masayoshi Son

“That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up.”

People Facts Sports Respect Gave Up Chumps

Author:Mike Tyson

“Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!”

Men Giving Said Used Break Honest Traps Cheat Uncles Charlie Honest Man Sucker Sprung Chumps

Author:W. C. Fields

“Providence seems to look after the chumps of this world; and, personally, I'm all for it.”

World Looks This World Providence Chumps

Author:P. G. Wodehouse

“Sure, I can talk like you, but I choose not to, It's like an art, you know? Picasso had to prove to the world he could paint the right way, before he goes putting both eyes on the side of a face... See if you paint wrong because that's the best you can do, you just a chump. But you do it because you want to? Then you're an artist...You can take that to the grave and dig it up when you need it.”

Ifs Knows World Way Want Needs Art I Can Eye Faces Artist Sides Can Do Like You Prove Paint Graves Right Way Chumps

Author:Neal Shusterman

“Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.”

Ifs Men Firsts Brain Husband Rings Unhappy Unhappy Marriage Best Husband Chumps

Author:P. G. Wodehouse

“Optimism is denial for chumps with no life experience". "What's pessimism?" I said. "Religion without God.”

Said Optimism Denial Pessimism Life Experience Without God Chumps

Book:Obsession: An Alex Delaware Novel

Source: Obsession: An Alex Delaware Novel

“We were both chumps. But you know what? It's not so bad when you're chumps together.”

Knows Together Chumps

Book:Okay for Now

Source: Okay for Now

“Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.”

Life Funny Brain Marriage Husband Unhappy Happy Marriage Unhappy Marriage Best Husband Chumps

Author:P. G. Wodehouse

“...cook him up with some barbecued dog...cook that yellow chump. I'll make that mother f**ker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.”

Mother Dog Cooks Racist Yellow Rice Sushi Chumps

Author:Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

“Chumps prefer a beautiful lie to an ugly truth.”

Beautiful Lying Ugly Iceberg Beautiful Lies Chumps Ugly Truth

Book:Trick Baby

Source: Trick Baby

“I don’t care about the rules. In fact, if I don’t break the rules at least ten times in every song, then I’m not doing my job properly. Emotion is much more important than making mistakes, so be prepared to look like a chump. If you become too guarded and too processed, the music loses its spontaneity and gut feeling”

Ifs Looks Important Facts Feelings Care Jobs Song Loses Emotion Mistake Break Ten Prepared Don't Care I Don't Care Guts Making Mistakes Be Prepared Spontaneity Guarded Gut Feelings Chumps

Author:Jeff Beck

“Any man who takes a job with the idea that it is simply a springboard for something else is a chump. His attention will be more on the other things than on the job at hand and so he will fail.”

Men Ideas Hands Jobs Attention Failing Springboards Chumps

Author:Charles Edison

“Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.”

Firsts Certain Causes First Time Suicide Bridges Chumps

Author:Frank Zappa