“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.” Quote by Brendan Behan
“I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.” LittlesI CanIdeasHouseBuildingHabitSellsArchitectureSupposed To BeHawaiiColorado Author:Trey Parker
“If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'” IfsIdeasSeemsStupidGreat IdeaBad IdeasReally StupidCool Movie Author:Trey Parker
“My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.” IfsFirstsSchoolWatchesNew YorkMusicalMy FavoriteOld SchoolOklahomaDiehard Author:Trey Parker
“Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.” PeopleInspirationalJewIrelandNationalityPsychosisIreland And The IrishIrish Writers Author:Brendan Behan
“There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.” PeopleFactsTvsTopicsSatirist Author:Trey Parker
“We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'” IfsTryingMightGuyHouseFunEpisodes Author:Trey Parker
“When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.” FirstsPlayShowsRememberBloodTalentMy FriendsPatientFakeGradesDentistSixth GradeTalent Show Author:Trey Parker
“Home interprets heaven. Home is heaven for beginners.” HomeHeavenBeginners Author:Charles Henry Parkhurst
“Faith is a kind of winged intellect. The great workmen of history have been men who believed like giants.” MenKindHas BeensIntellectGiantsWorkmen Author:Charles Henry Parkhurst
“The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.” ThreeEnjoyJourneyWeekTravelTravellers FunnyUnpacking Book:Forty Modern Fables Source: Forty Modern Fables