Marriage Quotes
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“If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.”
“The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
“There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.”
“To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.”
“Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.”
“He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.”
“A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.”
“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.”
“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”
“I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”
“Music is my mistress and she plays second fiddle to no one.”
“Do you want to meet the love of your life? Look in the mirror.”
“There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.”
“And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.”