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“All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.”
“My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.”
“When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.”
“Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner.”
“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.”
“A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.”
“Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.”
“The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.”
“The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.”
“Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards, I believe, the American family.”
“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
“It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.”
“He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
“Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”
“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”
“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”
“Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do.”
“My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.”
“That best portion of a man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.”
“Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation.”
“Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.”