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“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
Source: RFK: collected speeches
“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.”
Source: Monday Lectures in Tremont Hall, Boston, U.S.
“My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.”
“The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.”
Source: Old Man's War Boxed Set I
“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”
“If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.”
“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”
“Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”
“She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.”
“There is a time for all things - except marriage, my dear.”
Source: Jane Austen's Little Instruction Book
Source: Woman's Profession as Mother and Educator: With Views in Opposition to Woman Suffrage
“Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.”
“My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.”
“The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.”
“After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“The future is always beginning now.”
Source: Collected Poems
“Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.”
“The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.”
“A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.”
Source: Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed
“A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck”
“One should never know too precisely whom one has married”
Source: The Portable Nietzsche
“Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other”
“If men could be contented to be what they are, there were no fear in marriage.”
Source: The Dramatic Works of Shakespeare