Marriage Quotes
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“After I was married a year I remembered things like radio stations and forgot my husband.”
“Is there stop 'n' go counseling for couples on the run?”
“And when will there be an end of marrying? I suppose, when there is an end of living.”
“People change and forget to tell each other.”
“Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.”
“Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.”
“One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.”
“To make a vow for life is to make oneself a slave.”
“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.”
“So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.”
“What sweet delight a quiet life affords.”
“I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”
“Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.”
“You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.”
“He that hath a wife and children hath given hostages to fortune.”
“The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.”
“A man finds himself seven years older the day after his marriage.”
“Many couples have never learned the tremendous power of verbally affirming each other.”
“It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.”