“The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband.”
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“The instances that second marriage move Are base respects of thrift, but none of love.”
“Marriage is a matter of more worth Than to be dealt in by attorneyship.”
“In love the heavens themselves do guide the state; Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate.”
“The curse of marriage That we can call these delicate creatures ours And not their appetites!”
“I have thrust myself into this maze, Haply to wive and thrive as best I may.”
“Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger.”
“Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!”
“If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.”
“One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.”
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.”
“What is yours is mine, and all mine is yours.”
“Power without love is reckless and abusive, and love without power is sentimental and anemic.”
“Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.”
“Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, or revenge ?.”
“Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it.”
“The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.”
“Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond.”
“Success in marriage is more than finding the right person: it is being the right person.”
“Marriage is to family what legs are to a table.”
“I've been married three times - and each time I married the right person.”
“We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.”
“Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.”
“It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.”