Best Two Birds Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: The Poetical Works of John Milton

“I'm sort of killing two birds with one stone here, getting to write for "True Blood" and being able to put myself in a comic at the same time.”

Writing Two Able Blood Bird Stones Killing Comic Two Birds

Author:Michael McMillian

“It occurs to me one evening as I'm feeding the birds that all I did was put two birds in the aviary, some food and water and nothing else and now there are six of them. I know this is perfectly natural, it's one of the things life is all about, but to have it happen in my bedroom, under my own eyes, is magic.”

Knows Two Happens Eye Life Is Water Natural My Own Magic Six Bird Evening Bedroom Feeding Perfectly Natural Two Birds

Book:Birdy

Source: Birdy

“If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.”

Ifs Wells Two Might Bird Two Birds

Author:Kinky Friedman

“Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.”

Two Needed Bird Stones Killing Hated Phrases Two Birds

Author:Dana Gould

“Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.”

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Author:Michel de Montaigne

“A few days back someone sent me two feathers. Two bird's feathers in a sheet of note-paper with a coronet, and fastened with a seal. Sent from a place a long way off; from one who need not have sent them back at all. That amused me too, those devilish green feathers.”

Way Needs Long Two Paper Bird Green Notes Sheets Feathers Long Way Seals Amused Devilish Two Birds

Book:Pan

Source: Pan

“Affaires meant 'business.' How like the French to kill two birds with one stone.”

Two Bird Stones Two Birds

Book:The Eight

Source: The Eight

“Kill two birds with one stone, feed the homeless to the hungry.”

Two Bird Stones Hungry Homeless Two Birds

Author:Ray Bradbury

“There is an old American saying 'He who lives in a glass house should not try to kill two birds with one stone.”

Should Trying Two House Bird Stones Glasses Glass Houses Two Birds

Book:Pnin

Source: Pnin

“Picture a tall, dark figure, surrounded by cornfields... NO, YOU CAN'T RIDE A CAT. WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS RIDING A CAT? THE DEATH OF RATS WOULD RIDE SOME KIND OF DOG. Picture more fields, a great horizon-spanning network of fields, rolling in gentle waves... DON'T ASK ME I DON'T KNOW. SOME KIND OF TERRIER, MAYBE. ...fields of corn, alive, whispering in the breeze... RIGHT, AND THE DEATH OF FLEAS CAN RIDE IT TOO. THAT WAY YOU KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. ...awaiting the clockwork of the seasons. METAPHORICALLY.”

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Author:Terry Pratchett

“I'm bored. I need to be entertained. Sam is moping. I may kill him with his own guitar. It would give me something to do and also make him say something. Two birds with one stone!”

Needs Giving May Two Bird Stones Give Me Guitar Bored Two Birds

Book:Forever

Source: Forever

“Tie two birds together. They will not be able to fly, even though they now have four wings.”

Two Able Together Freedom Four Bird Wings Ties Two Birds

Author:Rumi

“No one would rather hunt woodcock in October than I, but since learning of the sky dance I find myself calling one or two birds enough. I must be sure that, come April, there be no dearth of dancers in the sunset sky.”

Two Enough Sky Calling Bird Dancer Sunset Hunts April October Two Birds

Book:A Sand County Almanac, and Sketches Here and There

Source: A Sand County Almanac, and Sketches Here and There

“Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and then they start dropping and they don't stop dropping until the act is completed. So it's not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and both of them die. That's how committed they are to this. I thought to myself, 'Boy, don't we feel like wimps for stopping to answer the phone.' I don't know about you, but if I'm one of these two birds, you're getting close to the ground... I would serioulsy consider fakin' it.”

“One of the things I miss about teaching is that students would tell me what I ought to read. One of my students, back in the 1960s, put me onto Borges, and I remember another mentioning Flann O'Brien's At Swim Two-Birds in the same way.”

Way Two Remember Teaching Missing Students Ought Bird Swim 1960s Borges Two Birds

Author:John Barth

“Whether two birds of a feather fly or fall, it'll be together.”

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Author:Slimkid3

“Two birds fly past. They are needed somewhere.”

Two Past Needed Bird Two Birds

Author:Robert Bly

“If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.”

Ifs Firsts Two Bird Sitting Fence Two Birds

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)

“A God in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

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Book:Beyond Words: Daily Readings in the ABC's of Faith

Source: Beyond Words: Daily Readings in the ABC's of Faith

“Isen wasn't a two birds with one stone kind of guy. More like one stone, two birds, a rabbit, a fox, and maybe that deer will trip over the fox and we can get him, too.”

Kind Two Guy Bird Stones Foxes Rabbits Deer Two Birds

Book:Mortal Ties

Source: Mortal Ties

“If this was a sandalwood pyre she would have thrown herself in and this paper she'd become would have caught fire and she and him could sail away like two birds.”

Ifs Two Fire Paper Bird Caught Thrown Sail Two Birds Sandalwood

Author:Janet Fitch

“Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.”

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Author:Daniel Tosh

“You say we'll soar like two birds through the clouds, but soon you'll cage me on your shelf. I'll never learn to be just me, first by myself.”

Firsts Two Relationship Bird Clouds Shelves Soar Cages Two Birds

Author:Carly Simon

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