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“It is terribly amusing how many different climates of feelings one can go through in one day.”
“There is nothing as tragic as being alive and not enjoying life... Life should be celebrated!”
“Make the most of What you have, When you have it, Where you are.”
“Do I have an option? when asked by the press if she was "running as a woman."”
“I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.”
“A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate”
“If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed”
“After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.”
“No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties”
“It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.”
“I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.”
“A zen couch potato is a person who contemplates the nature of televised existence.”
“It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.”
“Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course”
“He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.”
“If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.”
“A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge”
“All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought”
“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights”
“I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry”