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“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.”
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”
“No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.”
“It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.”
“There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.”
“When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.”
“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.”
“Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?”
“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”
“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
“Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.”
“Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.”
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
“To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.”
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”
“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.”
“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
“The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.”
“It was the experience of mystery - even if mixed with fear - that engendered religion.”
“A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.”
“Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.”
“People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.”