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“The ibex ran off with her neighbor, after five days, to do some environmental and social reform campaigning in the Mexican mountains hoping to see some casaba melons, as well as houses for sheep, and informed the penguin he would do well.”

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Book:The Ghost Therapist...And Other Grand Delights

Source: The Ghost Therapist...And Other Grand Delights

“Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there.”

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Book:Wednesday

Source: Wednesday

“By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary.”

“When the defense attorney finished her opening statement, which included a lot of body movement due to the fact that the bar exam that she passed only included limbo references”

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Book:A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

Source: A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

“If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.”

“Astray from a deep sleep chronic as I write by phonics, like insomnia I will always live the onyx night for revealing, and, upon it, still I'll steal the bright light of day right away just to keep building at speeds hypersonic.”

Source: Healology

“His hair had clearly been up all night having adventures without him.”

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Book:Tess of the Road

Source: Tess of the Road

“An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep.”

Source: Wealth of Words

“Sir Topas, never was man thus wronged: good Sir Topas, do not think I am mad: they have laid me here in hideous darkness. Feste: Fie, thou dishonest Satan! I call thee by the most modest terms; for I am one of those gentle ones that will use the devil himself with courtesy: sayest thou that house is dark? Malvolio: As hell, Sir Topas. Feste: Why it hath bay windows transparent as barricadoes, and the clearstores toward the south north are as lustrous as ebony; and yet complainest thou of obstruction?”

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Book:Twelfth Night

Source: Twelfth Night

“Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.”

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Book:She Stoops to Conquer

Source: She Stoops to Conquer

“We are living a fantasy life in our heads, and our real life is passing by, moment by moment.Life is only lived in moments: anything else is a fantasy, a lie, an illusion.”

Source: Karma

“Everybody needs to be good-natured with a good heart, because in this way we can solve our own problems as well as those of others, and we can make our human life meaningful.”

Source: Karma

“We do not recognize that we are addicted to some negative psychological habit, some terribly self-destructive patterns of thinking...”

Source: Karma

“We create karma by all kinds of selfish actions.The first thing we must understand is that we are psychologically asleep.It is very difficult for us to be conscious of ourselves. We are not very aware. We must come to recognize that we do not pay attention.”

Source: Karma

“Desires and Karma are the worst enemies living in the same soul together. It depends on us whom we choose and feed.”

Source: Karma

“Karma is a balance sheet of life which debits and credit all your deeds.YourWhich is audited by our creator and actions are based on what we accumulated in it.”

Source: Karma

“Self-observation is simply the observation of an internal state and an external event. It is pure awareness, which gives one the ability to choose one's actions. Only by having the choice can one perform what is right.”

“Karma is the balance sheet of life which debits and credit all your deeds.YourWhich is audited by our creator and actions are based on what we accumulated in it.”

Source: Karma

“Love wins when reflections win over reflexes.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“In the end, you will realize most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“LIFE - Death's Very Emissary”

Source: Karma

“Every person has his secret; in reverie, unbeknown to others, he finds peace, freedom, sorrow and love.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“Memories of the past are what drive us, whether to a life of beauty or a life of insanity is up to us.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“Every interaction is an opportunity to learn, Only if we are interested in improving rather than proving.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“In the end all the puzzles of your life will be solved ,until then... laugh at the scepticism, live for the moment and remember everything happens for a reason.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, So ... Love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't. Life is 10% what you make it 90% how you take it.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“Life is about the moments you create, that you can keep it with you FOREVER. After everything is over,That is what we have or what we are left with.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“If someone talks bad about us, we feel bad. If someone talks good about us we feel good. The question is ,Have we given our remote to others for the way we feel? Live your life in your way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“Life is about the moments you create,that you can keep with you forever.After everything is over,That is what we have or what we are left with.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“A person with good heart is always happy. However its a myth because most of the time his heart is full of wounds as it except only good thing from others still he love the people who treat it right & pray for the ones who don't”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“Life is a university, you will keep learning new things all the time. The tombstone will be your degree.Make sure it's worth a fortune for those who admire you.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“For a happy life,it's best we should ignore &overlook things,people,incidents,affairs & matters.It is not necessary that we show a reaction to everything. Step back & ask yourself if the matter is really worth responding to.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“Tenderhearted people are silent sufferers they just learn the art to fly with broken wings.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“There's a story behind every "I don't believe in love" "Period”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“If we try to see something positive in everything we do, life won't necessarily become easier but it becomes more valuable.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“A lot of pain that we are dealing with are really only THOUGHTS.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“Literacy rate tells us about the section of society who can read and write, but do we have a tool which can share the stats about out how many educated illiterates we have in our society.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“The most important subject in the curriculum in the future years will be how to love ourselves and be content.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“Create your own path.Don't blindly follow the massess... because most of the time the "M" is silent.”

Source: The Reflection "Success or Stress"Choose Wisely

“Its not your fault for not being there. Its my fault for thinking you would be”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“We live in a society where every business has a huge scope. Even if you open a shop selling snakes people will buy it. Thinking they will direct them to their neighbors house.”

Source: Feelings Undefined: The Charm of the Unsaid Vol. 1

“Growing older doesn't mean that you are more mature than everyone who is younger than you. Maturity is a lot of things, and age has nothing to do with it.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“Sometimes even a "Yes" can be fatal for our Souls”

Source: The Reflection "Success or Stress"Choose Wisely

“Stop explaining to others, people will only understand from their level of discernment.”

Source: The Reflection "Success or Stress"Choose Wisely

“Fear is the most prodigious enemy of our soul”

Source: The Reflection "Success or Stress"Choose Wisely

“Respect is reverence out of love, Fear is reverence out of hate.Choose Wisely”

Source: The Reflection "Success or Stress"Choose Wisely

“Opportunity comes to everyone it depends on you whether you take it or leave it. Learn to take risks and play hard because at the end you'd be thankful for your struggle.”

Source: The Reflection "Success or Stress"Choose Wisely

“Don't ask creator to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet.”

Source: KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

“No matter how much struggle you face in your journey towards success, someday you will look back and realize your struggles changed your life for the better.”

Source: The Reflection "Success or Stress"Choose Wisely