“New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty.”
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“I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.”
“A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.”
“The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.”
“Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story.”
“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”
Source: Promised Brides
“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”
“Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me.”
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
“My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.”
“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.”
“I like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered.”
“The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.”
“Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems.”
Source: Happy Days
Source: The Plays of William Shakespeare in Eight Volumes: With the Corrections and Illustrations of Various Commentators; to which are Added Notes by Sam Johnson
Source: Humorous Stories and Sketches
“My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.”
“I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.”
“Unlike my subject will I frame my song, It shall be witty and it shan't be long.”
Source: Lord Chesterfield's Letters
“There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.”
Source: Benjamin Franklin Wit and Wisdom
Source: The Plays of William Shakespeare in Ten Volumes: With Corrections and Illustrations of Various Commentators
“Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.”
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy