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The Ghost Therapist...And Other Grand Delights

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“The bitter tasted like the truth, the sweet tasted like a lie.”

Truth Lying Sweet Taste Lies Witty Clever Bitter Deep Truthfulness

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“The wolves were now permanently mute out of almost three week long perpetual fear of the penguin, and this was agreeable to the penguin, who was much pleased, contrary to the redundancy of the latter part of this sentence where he certainly was not pleased.”

Funny Fear Silence Humorous Witty Clever Agreement Wolves Penguins Fourth Wall

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“like two single people playing cat and mouse for way too long, where the cheese has long since expired for the mouse and the mouse is way too malnourished for the cat.”

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“yet one animal food critic in particular commented that his dish had a certain ‘je ne sais’, but all that was missing was the ‘quoi’.”

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“It all began when Santa’s helpers demanded Universal Elf Care.”

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“The lion forever owed his pride and life to his wife, showing some humility, but we’ve all done things we’re not proud of.”

Marriage Wife Humility Pride Husband Witty Clever Lions Wordplay Lion

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“it’s three strikes and you’re out of the union”

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“And the emu, not standing up to the cassowary, accompanied the cassowary on their continued journey of the safari, never to return because a zebra herd trapped them back into pre-color television times indefinitely.”

Funny Journey Television Witty Clever Zebras Safari Ostrich Emu Cassowary

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“The vet was open this late, because he needed the business and the money to keep the “not closed” sign lit.”

Funny Witty Medical Clever Evening Quirky Nighttime Veterinarian Vet

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“Au contraire, and because I said that, that makes me French, unlike the Englishman at a Paris auction house who raised his '3' paddle after a Frenchman yelled, 'I bid you adieu.”

Funny Travel Witty Clever Paris Tourists French English Wordplay Auction

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“He had been shuffled out so quickly he didn’t even realize what he was wearing, like a King of Spades who wanted to file a complaint to the playing card company manufacturer for not drawing him a garden tool like he specifically asked for.”

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“The ibex ran off with her neighbor, after five days, to do some environmental and social reform campaigning in the Mexican mountains hoping to see some casaba melons, as well as houses for sheep, and informed the penguin he would do well.”

Funny Fruit Witty Clever Sheep Mountains Wordplay Houses Melons Ibex

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