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“I identify more with women than with men. I guess I have a strong feminine side.”
“Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 2”
“If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.”
“The English never draw a line without blurring it.”
“I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.”
“If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly.”
“I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.”
“Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.”
“Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby.”
“I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"”
“I am like a Rolls- Royce. I can run without an engine, purely on reputation”
“If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age”
“If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards”
“When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?”
“Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.”
“The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.”
“A business must have a conscience as well as a counting house.”
“When I think of Cool Britannia I think of old people dying of hypothermia.”
“I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.”
“Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally.”
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.”
“Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval.”
“Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.”
“Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.”
“The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.”
“Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another.”