Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
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Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.”
“I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”
“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
“Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.”
“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.”
Source: In the Words of E.B. White: Quotations from America's Most Companionable of Writers
“The next time you have a thought... let it go.”
Source: I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
“Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.”
Source: Epigrams and Aphorisms
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
“Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.”
Source: Epigrams & Aphorisms
Source: Epigrams
“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.”
Source: The Collected Works of Oscar Wilde
“A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.”
Source: Collected Works of Oscar Wilde: The Plays, the Poems, the Stories and the Essays Including De Profundis
“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
Source: The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde
“He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.”
“A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.”
Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Oscar Wilde
“A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.”
Source: Aphorisms
“Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.”
“A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.”
“Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.”
Source: The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde: The picture of Dorian Gray : the 1890 and 1891 texts
“An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.”
Source: The Collected Works of Oscar Wilde
Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Oscar Wilde
“Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.”
“Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.”
Source: The Collected Works of Oscar Wilde