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“It was a dangerous profession I had chosen ... because no one likes a funny kid. In fact, adults are scared silly of them and tend to warn children who act out that they are going to wind up in prison or worse. It is only when you grow up that they pay you vast sums of money to make them laugh.”

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Book:Leaving home: a memoir

Source: Leaving home: a memoir

“I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rewarded in class for being funny. You're a disturbance. But the funny kid is often witty and clever and quick... they finally get a chance to express themselves when they get out of school.”

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Author:Godfrey

“I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.”

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Author:Katy Perry

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”

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Author:Bill Watterson

“There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.”

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Author:Vanessa Bayer

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.”

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Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“Things that make you weird as a kid will make you great tomorrow.”

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Author:James Victore

“The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.”

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Author:Sean William Scott

“I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school.”

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Author:J. Cole

“I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.”

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Author:Will Forte