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Famous Godfrey Quotes
“If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.”
“But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.”
“Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.”
“Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!”
“I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.”
“Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!”
“I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.”
“When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!”
“I can always create new material. That's something I can control.”
“That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.”