Best Your Girlfriend Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“So you play your albums and you smoke your pot And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got, What went wrong? And if you can't understand why your world is so dead And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head Well, you're twenty one and still you mother makes your bed And that's too long.”

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Author:Billy Joel

“Little white lies are part of everyday life. If youre in court being charged with a felony, youre probably going to be tempted to lie. Or if your girlfriend asks you if the sweater she is wearing makes her look fat; youre going to lie because you love that person. There are different reasons and justifications to lie; its human nature.”

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Author:Monica Raymund

“I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers!”

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Author:Bella Thorne

“The older you get the more realistic it is that you're significant other is your significant other. I mean, you'll always have your girlfriends or your guy friends, but the person you're married to is usually your No. 1.”

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Author:Ellen Pompeo

“I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.”

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Book:The Fiery Heart: A Bloodlines Novel

Source: The Fiery Heart: A Bloodlines Novel

“Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.”

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Author:Dave Attell

“All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.”

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Author:David Cross

“It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child.”

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Author:Jason Isaacs

“The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.”

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Author:Jeanne Phillips

“When you're in morgue you're seeing life that no longer exists. It gives you an appreciation when you look someone in the eye, you shake their hand, and you hug your friends, your girlfriend, your family. It just gives you an appreciation for the life that surrounds you. At the same time you understand how fragile it is. That you don't need to be an idiot or get so angry at times.”

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Author:Milo Ventimiglia

“Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something.”

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Author:Grant Morrison

“Music is one of the most beautiful things in the world. It's universal.”

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Author:Abderrahmane Sissako

“Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.”

Water Girlfriend Showers Your Girlfriend

Author:Stephen Hawking

“If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter.”

Ifs Hands Daughter Girlfriend Your Girlfriend

Author:Kimberly Hahn

“If you want to propose marriage to your girlfriend and you live in England and she is in Sicily, do the decent thing and walk down there. Travelling by car or aeroplane wouldn't be right at such a moment.”

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Author:Werner Herzog

“I think you couldn't do this role or you couldn't be Frankie Valli himself unless you had a natural falsetto. And I had sort of discovered it by accident as a child or a young adult when you realize you have a special skill that you don't really have any use for you, and you just take it out at parties or to amuse your friends or to annoy your girlfriends.”

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Author:John Lloyd Young

“It was the Spice Girls who messed it all up. And obviously, the appropriating of the phrase "girl power", which at that point overrode any notion of feminism, and which was a phrase that meant absolutely nothing apart from being friends with your girlfriends.”

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Author:Caitlin Moran

“Birth of the Cool' became a collector's item, I think, out of a reaction to Bird and Dizzy's music. Bird and Diz played this hip, real fast thing, and if you weren't a fast listener, you couldn't catch the humor or the feeling in their music. Their musical sound wasn't sweet, and it didn't have harmonic lines that you could easily hum out on the street with your girlfriend trying to get over with a kiss.”

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Book:Miles, the autobiography

Source: Miles, the autobiography

“You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.”

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Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.”

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Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?”

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Author:Bob Saget

“If you want to do something dangerous... Don't tell your girlfriend!”

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Author:Christopher Titus

“Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!”

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Author:Godfrey

“I think behind every great man there's got to be a great woman, whether she's your wife, your girlfriend or not. I'm not gonna say that there's not that special girl out there. But I'm in the music biz, and I'm focused on the music.”

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Author:Prince Royce

“I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's one of those things that when you go home, you're still the nerd you were when you left, and your parents still get to yell at you about cleaning up your room, and your girlfriend still drags you to the pet store.”

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Author:Patrick Stump

“The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.”

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Author:Kevin Hart

“I'm aware, as a sane person, that I'm not the best-looking guy in the world. I'm aware of it. But when I go into a party, I will walk out with your girlfriend.”

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Author:Gene Simmons

“I was shocked [of Sarah Palin ], because beating up, you know, your girlfriend, your spouse, or acts of violence aren`t one of the core symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder.”

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Author:Jon Soltz

“It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.”

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Author:Mallory Ortberg

“Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting.”

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Author:Emmy Rossum

“Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.”

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Author:Rachel Hawkins

“I think that after a while you realize that your husband can't be all things to you and certainly you don't want the kids to be all things to you, because that would be a terrible weight for them; and that where you really find solace a lot of the time is with your girlfriends.”

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Author:Anna Quindlen

“Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.”

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Author:Gene Simmons

“If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.”

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Author:Ben Kingsley

“When you talk with your mother you are one person; when you go to the bank or you're with your girlfriend you are another person, and that's the way I act. Then for me, it's important that I trust a director and as soon as I do, as soon as I feel comfortable with him, then I pull something out of myself that I didn't even know I had inside of me. That's what I like about this job.”

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Author:Roland Møller

“A backyard for me is more being with the people around you, your friends. I think that's what defines your home; not your actual, physical home. When you travel a lot, what makes you feel at home is when your friends whom you know really well are there, your girlfriend.”

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Author:Patrick Watson

“I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown.”

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Author:Jennifer Lopez

“If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.”

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Author:Ian Mckellen

“There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.”

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Author:Jack Nicholson

“I think whenever we think of our hometowns, we tend to think of very specific people: with whom you rode on the school bus, who was your next door neighbor you were playing with, who your girlfriend was. It's always something very specific.”

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Author:Joyce Carol Oates

“Go to a wig store with your girlfriends, never by yourself. You need someone to say, 'Girl that looks good!' You need someone to encourage you to try pieces on. Try to purchase a wig close to your natural hair color as possible, don't come in with brown hair and try to leave as a redhead unless you are fine with that!”

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Author:Sherri Shepherd

“Talk about your negative experiences with the father, with your girlfriends. Not with your children. And bite your tongue when it comes to diminishing, denying, dismissing, name-calling.”

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Author:Iyanla Vanzant

“If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything.”

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Author:Niecy Nash

“Just for a while": Death's opening chat-up line in His great seduction, before he drugged you with soporific comforts, distracted you with minor luxuries and ensnared you with long-term payment plans. Join the Rat Race "just for a while." Concentrate on your career "just for a while." Move in with your girlfriend "just for a while." Find a bigger place, out in the burbs "just for a while." Lie down in that wooden box "just for a while.”

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Author:Christopher Brookmyre

“As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've made me wonder if you've lost every bit of your sense. (Zoey Redbird)”

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Book:Hunted: A House of Night Novel

Source: Hunted: A House of Night Novel

“I heard you've been having some problems with your girlfriend." Headmistress Northcutt says. "No," I say. "Not at all." Audrey broke up with me after the winter holiday, exhausted by my moodiness. It's impossible to have problems with a girlfriend who's no longer mine.”

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Book:White Cat

Source: White Cat

“Justin, honey, you were my very first kiss. My very first hand to hold. But you were nothing more than an average guy. And I don't say that to be mean- I don't. There was just something about you that made me need to be your girlfriend to this day I don't know exactly what that was. But it was there.. and it was amazingly strong. -Thirteen Reasons Why”

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Author:Jay Asher

“The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests.”

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Author:Ally Carter

“I think your girlfriends getting Jealous," Luce said, gesturing at the pair. "Which one?" He asked. "I didn't realise they were both your girlfriends." "Neither is my girlfriend. I meant, which one did you think was my girlfriend?”

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Author:Lauren Kate

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