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“Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.”

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Dave Attell

Dave Attell is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on January 18, 1965, he gained prominence in the comedy scene since the early 1990s. Attell is recognized for his performances that often tackle social and political topics, making him a landmark figure in contemporary comedy. more

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