“Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm”
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Famous David Cross Quotes
“I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.”
“I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.”
“I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.”
“If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.”
“James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.”
“I've never thought of myself as a hoity-toity cultural critic.”
“I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.”
“I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.”