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“The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!”

Quote by David Cross

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David Cross, born on April 4, 1964, is an American actor, screenwriter, and stand-up comedian. He is known for his role as Moss in the television series 'The Office' as well as his stand-up comedy. more

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