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“Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup?”

Quote by Godfrey

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Godfrey, born Godfrey Ho, is a renowned comedian from Hong Kong. Born on July 21, 1969, he is celebrated for his humorous and unique comedic style, enjoying popularity both in Hong Kong and overseas. more

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