“Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!” Quote by Godfrey
“I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.” TryingStillsHeelsAirportsHigh Heels Author:Godfrey
“I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.” ThinkingRealUsedLosesCornyReal Talk Author:Godfrey
“When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!” FeelsKissingDancingFeel GoodBrownKiss MeI Feel Good Author:Godfrey
“Immigrants have been coming here for a long time. The Americans that are afraid of others coming were immigrants once themselves, so they have a lot of nerve. We have a lot of nerve as a country. The only people that should have xenophobia are Native Americans. Everyone else should shut up.” PeopleShouldLongHas BeensCountryLong TimeShould HaveImmigrationNativeImmigrantsNervesNative AmericanShut UpXenophobia Author:Godfrey
“The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!” WantChristianHateOne ThingRocksI HateCleanComicCheatingBros Author:Godfrey
“I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.” PeopleGivingArtKidsFormWishHoursAbilityComedyPaintingBills Author:Godfrey
“Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine.” GivingDiesScalesSustainabilityPhilanthropyVinesBad Business Author:Naveen Jain
“I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.” KindComic Author:Godfrey
“I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rewarded in class for being funny. You're a disturbance. But the funny kid is often witty and clever and quick... they finally get a chance to express themselves when they get out of school.” KidsSchoolMovingChanceClassTroubleWittyCleverDistractionDisturbanceBeing FunnyFunny Kid Author:Godfrey
