“I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd say percentage-wise it's only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.” MenYearsSometimesWholeWiseNicePercentPercentagesGet RealReally NiceBenignTumorsWhole YearHecklersHeckling Author:Godfrey
“Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work or someone doesn't agree with you. And I want to show that. I have had more hecklers because that's part of comedy is arguments, you know?” IfsKnowsWantSometimesDoneShowsComedyThousandJokesArgumentAgreeHecklers Author:Godfrey
“I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.” PeopleThinkingLittlesSometimesNiceFoolBalanceGrantedNice PeopleToo Nice Author:Godfrey
“You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.” ThinkingKnowsRealKidsEnergyBornEnergetic Author:Godfrey
“You know what the bodega is? It's the little Latin store, and they try to act like it's a grocery store. It has two aisles. And the guy, he always tries to help me, 'You looking for the bread?' I was like, 'Dude, I can see it right here, alright.' He's like, 'Hey, hey, it's in aisle two.' That's all you got, what are you talking about?” KnowsTryingLittlesI CanTwoHelpingGuyTalkingStoresBreadHeyHelp MeLatinGroceriesAlrightAisleGrocery Stores Author:Godfrey
“The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.” RunningGamesSportsBlackWhiteWatchesImpressedDesperationNot Impressed Author:Godfrey
“You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.” KnowsNeedsSuccessfulBeing SuccessfulCrapLooking GoodSuperhuman Author:Bonnie McFarlane
“I grew up in a mixed religious household. And it was volatile. My dad's atheist, my mom's agnostic. Just constant fighting. There's no God! There might be!” MightReligionFightingReligiousGrewMomDadGrew UpConstantMy DadAtheistMy MomHouseholdAgnostic Author:Bonnie McFarlane
“When I first got into this biz called show, I decided I was going to change my name, make it more Hollywood. And you know how you do that? You take your middle name and the first street that you ever lived on. So when I first started, I actually went by Sue Rural Route 2.” KnowsFirstsShowsNamesKnow HowStreetsMiddleDecidedHollywoodRoutes Author:Bonnie McFarlane
“I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.” ThinkingShouldWholeGuyCuttingPoliceCopBangsSunglassesChewing Author:Bonnie McFarlane
