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“You know what the bodega is? It's the little Latin store, and they try to act like it's a grocery store. It has two aisles. And the guy, he always tries to help me, 'You looking for the bread?' I was like, 'Dude, I can see it right here, alright.' He's like, 'Hey, hey, it's in aisle two.' That's all you got, what are you talking about?”

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Godfrey, born Godfrey Ho, is a renowned comedian from Hong Kong. Born on July 21, 1969, he is celebrated for his humorous and unique comedic style, enjoying popularity both in Hong Kong and overseas. more

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