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“I saw the head of NOW - National Organization of Women - saying that women still only make 70 cents on the dollar to every man. I'm not sure I'm going to believe that. Women are notoriously bad at math.”

Quote by Bonnie McFarlane

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Bonnie McFarlane

Bonnie McFarlane is a Canadian comedian known for her unique humor style and profound self-analysis. Born on March 28, 1973, she has been active in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. more

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