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“If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?”

Quote by Linda Ellerbee

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Linda Ellerbee is an American journalist renowned for her contributions to children's news. Born on August 15, 1944, she has held various positions as a news show host throughout her career, dedicated to providing children with entertaining and educational news content. more

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