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“Intelligence comes with hard work and curiosity for the unknown.”

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Author:Roberto Llamas

“Llamas can drive... they just don't know it yet...”

Funny Know Queen Drive Llamas Llama Llama Queen

Author:Llama Queen

“There is nothin like a llama... well mabey an alpaca. But they'er kinda like trademarks of llamas...”

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Author:Llama Queen

“So yeah, we put llamas everywhere. That was us. We just liked looking at them, so we bred about six million and spread them around.”

Author:Dave Eggers

“I don't give a crap if you're a Tangent or a really smart llama. You're my friend and that's all that matters”

Ifs Giving Matter Smart My Friends Crap Really Smart Llamas

Book:The Rule of Thoughts (The Mortality Doctrine, Book Two)

Source: The Rule of Thoughts (The Mortality Doctrine, Book Two)

“He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.”

Humor Funny Female Baths Llamas

Author:Winston Churchill

“It did not take Man long-probably not more than a hundred centuries-to discover that all the animals except the dog were impossible around the house. One has but to spend a few days with an aardvark or llama, command a water buffalo to sit up and beg or try to housebreak a moose, to perceive how wisely Man set about his process of elimination and selection.”

Source: James Thurber: Writings & Drawings (including The Secret Life of Walter Mitty)

“I tell my students, if you're interested in marine biology or llama farming, follow that string. Yes, it will probably take you a longer time to write that book, but it's not a race. That's another great thing about being a writer: you don't age out.”

Ifs Writing Book Age Race Students Great Things Biology Strings Marine Farming Marine Biology Llamas

Author:Debra Dean

“The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.”

Men Expression Throat Goats Unsuccessful Llamas

Author:Hilaire Belloc

“Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.”

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Book:Lone Wolf: A Novel

Source: Lone Wolf: A Novel

“It was like a dam of musical critique had broken. Imasu turned on him with eyes that flashed instead of shining. "It is worse than you can possibly imagine! When you play, all of my mother's flowers lose the will to live and expire on the instant. The quinoa has no flavour now. The llamas are migrating because of your music, and llamas are not a migratory animal. The children now believe there is a sickly monster, half horse and half large mournful chicken, that lives in tha lake and calls out to the world to grant it the sweet release of death.”

Source: What Really Happened in Peru

“Magnus was sure that the llama stampede he witnessed was a coincidence. The llamas could not be judging him.”

Judging Coincidence Magnus Bane Stampede Llamas

Book:The Bane Chronicles

Source: The Bane Chronicles

“I will find you," Ragnor told him. "I will find whatever chest of absurd clothes you have. And I will bring a llama into the place where you sleep and make sure that it urinates on everything you possess.”

Sleep Clothes Absurd Chests Llamas

Book:What Really Happened in Peru

Source: What Really Happened in Peru

“He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.”

Looks Has Beens Female Witty Baths Llamas

Author:Winston Churchill