“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.” InspirationalYearsYears AgoStuckBotherResolutionNew YearNew Years EveHappy New YearBest YearNew Year's ResolutionsNew Years ResolutionNew Year New BeginningNew Year New StartHappy New Year EveNew Years Eve InspirationalHappy New Year InspirationalDays Of The YearFunny Happy New YearNew Year WishesGreat YearHappy New Year LoveNew Year New MeNew Years Eve LoveHappy New Year WishesFunny New YearsFunny New Years EveNew Years Wishes GreetingsFunny New Years ResolutionHappy New Year GreetingsNew Year GreetingsNew Years Holiday Author:Dave Beard
“I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!” FeelsYearsI CanSafeBreathingSmoking Author:Dave Beard
“I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants” FunnyTogetherCrimeHumorousLaborWittyOrganizedRestaurantsMafiaLumpsOrganized ReligionOrganized CrimeOrganized Labor Author:Dave Beard
“Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?” MugglesSt Patrick Author:Dave Beard
“A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!” GloryClashBudCardinalsLavenderHummingbirds Author:Dave Beard
“Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age.” MenMindAgePoetryLinesPoetCastsVersesClayDefying Author:Dave Beard
“Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind.” RaceBehindsWeatherCracksSpookyFleeing Author:Dave Beard
“The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.” MenShouldMatterGamesIndividualAthleteFlagsOlympicsNoisyOlympic GamesDishonorFlag Waving Author:Dave Beard
“The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.” RememberTimeFallSpringClockRight Time Author:Dave Beard
“The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.” EvilEnglandReputationUsaUnited States Of AmericaTurkeysPilgrimDutch Author:Dave Beard