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Dave Beard Biography

Baseball athlete

Born on October 2, 1959, Dave Beard is a renowned baseball athlete whose career is filled with remarkable moments and has left a lasting impression on fans.

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“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.”

“I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!”

Feels Years I Can Safe Breathing Smoking

Author:Dave Beard

“I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants”

Funny Together Crime Humorous Labor Witty Organized Restaurants Mafia Lumps Organized Religion Organized Crime Organized Labor

Author:Dave Beard

“Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?”

Muggles St Patrick

Author:Dave Beard

“A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!”

Glory Clash Bud Cardinals Lavender Hummingbirds

Author:Dave Beard

“Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age.”

Men Mind Age Poetry Lines Poet Casts Verses Clay Defying

Author:Dave Beard

“Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind.”

Race Behinds Weather Cracks Spooky Fleeing

Author:Dave Beard

“The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.”

Men Should Matter Games Individual Athlete Flags Olympics Noisy Olympic Games Dishonor Flag Waving

Author:Dave Beard

“The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.”

Remember Time Fall Spring Clock Right Time

Author:Dave Beard

“The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.”

Evil England Reputation Usa United States Of America Turkeys Pilgrim Dutch

Author:Dave Beard

About the Author

Born: October 2, 1959
Known for: Baseball athlete
Quotes: 10

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