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Famous Larry David Quotes
“Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.”
“I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.”
“I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.”
“I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.”
“I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.”
“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
“Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.”
“Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course”
“A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone”
“I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.”
“I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.”
“I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.”
“I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.”
“When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.”
“I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.”
“If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.”