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Quote by Larry David

“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”

Quote by Larry David

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Larry David is an American actor, screenwriter, director, and comedian, born on July 2, 1947. He is best known for his role as George Costanza in 'Seinfeld', a character that has become iconic for its unique humor and complex personality. David is celebrated for his deep insights into everyday life and his distinctive approach to comedy. more

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