Bald Man Quotes
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“hopes dance best on bald men's hair”
“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
“The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.”
“You will only injure yourself if you take notice of despicable enemies.”
“There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.”
“All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.”
“I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.”
“I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.”
“What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?”
“There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.”