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“Nothing too bad could happen around children drinking milkshakes.”
“Once is never. Twice is always.”
“It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal.”
“T.V. has brought murder back into the home where it belongs.”
“Aren't you a little small for a dragon rider?' the venin hisses. 'Big enough to kill you.”
“I'd rather shave my armpits with a chainsaw than _____________ (fill in the blank).”
“If Clyde can't pontificate, he gets mentally constipated.”
“It is an heretic that makes the fire, Not she which burns in't.”
“Well, I can hardly lick champagne off your dazzling personality, now can I?”
“Gut?” “General Unified Theory.” Kohler quipped. “The theory of everything.”
“Lydia, I couldn't figure you out with a four hundred page manual and a telephone help line.”
“[T]hat question is like asking what color Tuesday was. It’s meaningless.”
“Nothing you can't spell will ever work.”
“Quips and Cranks and wanton Wiles, Nods and Becks and wreathèd Smiles.”
“If I have seen further than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarfs.”