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“My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!”

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Craig Shoemaker

Craig Shoemaker is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. Born on November 15, 1958, he gained prominence in the comedy scene since the 1980s. more

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