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“Do you think Bubbles wants Chinese food because it's made out of cats?" Genevieve questioned, shoveling a big bite into her mouth. "Genevieve, that's just gross and wrong. Don't say things like that. Bubbles is a dog, and their stomachs are bottomless pits. They'll eat anything and everything in sight." Genevieve quickly swallowed. "Well, Bobby said in China they eat cats." "Gen, I assure you, we.are.not eating cats," I responded slowly trying to make sure another food wasn't crossed off her 'will eat' list. It was ever growing shorter. "All lies!" Genevieve proclaimed, sticking her fork high in the air with a piece of chicken, only to have it fall, never touching the floor. "See? Cat!”

Humor Dog Food Sisters Sister Love Dog Humor Childern

Book:Beneath the Scars

Source: Beneath the Scars

“I'm convinced that petting a puppy is good luck.”

Dogs Dog Rescue Dogs And Humans Puppies Dog Humor

Book:Dog Crazy

Source: Dog Crazy

“Being a hero to someone, even if it is a dog, is a feeling like no other. Though it can be frustrating, it can be the most rewarding thing to give someone a second chance at a happy life.”

Animal Rescue Golden Retrievers Dog Lovers Dog Humor Finally Home

Book:Finally Home: Lessons on Life from a Free-Spirited Dog

Source: Finally Home: Lessons on Life from a Free-Spirited Dog

“What does the kidnapper do with those things?" "Those things?" "You know, the stinky things with four legs that make a lot of noise." Did she mean the dogs?”

Dogs Stink Dog Humor

Book:Goth

Source: Goth

“JJ informed me, when he dropped them off, that they are French bulldogs, which has led med to reassess my opinion of the French. They may know a lot about making wine and fries, but they don't know jacques-merde about making dogs.”

Humor French People Dog Humor French Bulldogs French Dogs

Book:The Art of Crash Landing

Source: The Art of Crash Landing

“Terriers usually have their own agenda, kind of like cats, only with a lot more pointless animation. - Sydney Linden”

Author:S.J. Hunter

“Get rid of the dog! Tick Tock!”

Dog Dogs Dog Humor

Book:Cinnamon Bizarre : Collection of Short Stories

Source: Cinnamon Bizarre : Collection of Short Stories

“Temptation is to romance what the humping canine is to everlasting love.”

Romance Dog Temptation Dogs Canine Eternal Love Everlasting Love Dog Humor Canines Humping Dog

Author:Stewart Stafford

“So, a word of warning." She slid her key in to the deadbolt. "Anchovy thinks he's a lap dog and that personal boundaries are a myth.”

Dog Humor Great Danes

Book:Parental Guidance

Source: Parental Guidance

“This book has been so much fun to write, I have loved getting to know my animal characters even better! This is a festival not to be missed its brimming with lots of doggy and cat fun My favourite game is the grooviest shaker competition what will yours be?”

Animals Pets Funny Humor Kids Books Animal Rescue Festival Cats Humor Childrens Literature Dog Humor

Author:christine skippins