“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
Quote by Robert Orben
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The Ad-libber's Handbook: 2000 New Laughs for Speakers
This handbook offers a collection of 2000 humorous anecdotes and jokes designed to help speakers engage audiences with wit and spontaneity. more
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