“We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter.”
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Funny Valentine Quotes
“I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week.”
“I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?”
“Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.”
“Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.”
Source: The Poems of Catullus
“This is love: to fly toward a secret sky”
Source: The Rumi Collection: An Anthology of Translations of Mevlâna Jalâluddin Rumi
“If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.”
Source: The Collected Autobiographies of Maya Angelou