“If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.”
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“The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.”
Source: Betty White in person
“I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.”
“For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".”
“The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.”
“Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.”
“Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.”
“There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.”
Source: Guards! Guards!: (Discworld Novel 8)
“The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.”
“There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.”
“The data is clear: If you give a woman an opportunity, she will make a huge difference.”
“This is a long-delayed, hard-won, and badly needed victory for millions of women.”
“Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.”
“My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away.”
“I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail.”
“Can we call a moratorium on the use of the term 'ladyparts'? Grazia!”
“Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food.”
Source: The Fantasticks
“Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.”