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“You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.”
“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
“The basis of optimism is sheer terror.”
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”
“The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.”
“It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.”
“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
“If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
“Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves.”
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
“Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.”
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
“Truth is what stands the test of experience.”
“Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.”
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
“When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration.”
“God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.”
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”
“Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain.”
“Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.”
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”