“I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.”
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“I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier”
“I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.”
Source: Mencken Chrestomathy
“You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.”
“How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?”
“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
Source: Mark Twain’s Book of Animals
“My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.”
“The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves”
Source: Personality Development
“Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.”
Source: The texbook
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
“A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.”
Source: The Irrepressible Churchill: Stories, Sayings and Impressions of Sir Winston Churchill
“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”
“I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
“A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery.”
“When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering.”
“Never abandon your dreams. You may regret it for the rest of your life.”
“Every sweet, humble young model is only one campaign away from becoming a fashion monster.”
“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.”
“A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.”
“The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.”
“I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.”
Source: Refactoring: Ruby Edition
“Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.”
“Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.”
“The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.”
“Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.”
Source: Stranger in a Strange Land