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Famous Jeph Jacques Quotes
“Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.”
“What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people.”
“You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.”
“Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.”
“The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.”