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Funny Inspirational Quotes
“The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.”
Source: The works of Shakespeare
“Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.”
Source: Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist
Source: Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century
Source: Stones into Schools: Promoting Peace with Education in Afghanistan and Pakistan
“Our favorite holding period is forever.”
Source: The Essays of Warren Buffett: Lessons for Corporate America (Third Edition)
“Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.'”
Source: Operating Instructions: A Journal of My Son's First Year
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
“Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.”
Source: The Fever Series 7-Book Bundle: Darkfever, Bloodfever, Faefever, Dreamfever, Shadowfever, Iced, Burned
Source: The Most of George Burns
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.”
“All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.”
Source: Deconstructing Harry
“I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.”
“Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!”
“Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.”
Source: Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
Source: Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
Source: Truman Capote: Conversations
“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”
Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
Source: Memoirs of the Second World War: An Abridgement of the Six Volumes of the Second World War
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
Source: Voltaire's Candide
“The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way.”
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT”
Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light
Source: Seriously ... I'm Kidding
“The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.”
Source: How to Sell Yourself
“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.”
“If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.”
“The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.”
“Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open.”