“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.” WayI CanFunnyLawViewsBabyParentingFunny InspirationalIn-lawsHaving A BabyBaby GirlBaby BoyNew BabyFirst Baby Author:Matthew Broderick
“Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill on your Pepsi? ;So there were no utensils but there was Pepsi?; Dude, I got a lot of tables to wait” WaitingTablesMedievalForksCheesyPepsiCheesy LoveUtensilsRefillsMedieval Times Author:Matthew Broderick
“I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff.” WantStuffFameAdoration Author:Matthew Broderick
“My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is very disconcerting on a four-year-old.” WantYearsFourSonHappyFakeMusclesMy SonFour YearsMailHalloweenCostumesHappy Halloween Author:Matthew Broderick
“You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.” MindHandsFightingGreenMonstersFists Author:Matthew Broderick
