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Funny Retirement Quotes
“Never get out of bed before noon.”
“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
“I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.”
“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.”
“Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.”
“There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.”
“The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.”
“How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.”
“You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”
“There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!”
“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.”
“When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.”
“Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.”
“Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses”
“Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left”
“Not having to worry about money is almost like not having to worry about dying.”
“I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time.”
“Art is one of the few careers without a mandatory retirement age.”
“For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things.”