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“There is this idea that appealing to youth is the only way forward. But that is no longer the case. Youth is not everything. Now we have all the baby-boomers in their 60s, like me, who are actively engaged in life - we're not retiring, we're not just being put out to grass once we hit 60.”

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Author:Julie Walters

“It's too many questions about what I'm going to do, why I'm retiring, and this and that. So I answer the same question, I don't know, a thousand times.”

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Author:Marat Safin

“When I was younger, I thought about retiring.”

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Author:Tanya Tucker

“No, because retiring is stopping. If I wanted to stop, I would have stopped.”

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Author:Thierry Henry

“I'm retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I'm actually doing it.”

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Author:Mos Def

“Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.”

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Author:Ogden Nash

“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.”

“Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing”

“Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”

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Author:Laurence J. Peter