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“If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.”

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“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.”

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Author:Bill Lee

“What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.”

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Author:Tug McGraw

“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.”

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Author:Matt Lauer

“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”

“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?”

“Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed. Nowhere is this more clear than in the laws against possession of marijuana in private for personal use... Therefore, I support legislation amending Federal law to eliminate all Federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to one ounce [28g] of marijuana.”

“If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.”

“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”

“I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.”

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Author:Andy Warhol

“Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast”

“When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didnt like it, and I didnt inhale, and I never tried again.”

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Author:William J. Clinton

“When I was a kid, I inhaled. Frequently. That was the point.”

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Author:Barack Obama

“You bet I did and I enjoyed it.”

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Author:Michael Bloomberg

“Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself”

Source: White House Diary

“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.”

“The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”

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Author:Willie Nelson

“I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good”

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Author:Kevin Smith

“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits - and millions of Americans agree with me.”

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Author:Hunter S. Thompson

“Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.”

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“I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.”

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Author:James Franco

“The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, If you are going to do this, we'd rather you did this with us.”

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Author:Matt Damon

“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”

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Author:Martha Stewart

“Casual drug users should be taken out and shot.”

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Author:Daryl Gates

“To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.”

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Author:Bill Hicks

“I experimented with marijuana a time or two.”

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Author:William J. Clinton

“Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.”

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Author:Hugh Hefner

“The evidence is overwhelming that marijuana can relieve certain types of pain, nausea, vomiting and other symptoms caused by such illnesses as multiple sclerosis, cancer and AIDS - or by the harsh drugs sometimes used to treat them. And it can do so with remarkable safety. Indeed, marijuana is less toxic than many of the drugs that physicians prescribe every day.”

“Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz and classical music in a new manner under the influence of marijuana, and these apprehensions have remained valid in years of normal consciousness.”

“I don't think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.”

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Author:Barack Obama

“By regulating marijuana, we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people.”

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Author:Sal Albanese

“Why do I do it? Because I enjoy its effects. You know, I - why does anybody use any mind-altering substance, you know, because they like the way it makes them feel.”

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Author:Mark Stepnoski

“In our culture, the Native Americans, when two strangers come together. You know what we do in our culture? We smoke the peace pipe.”

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Author:Tatanka

“I don't really care who's doing drugs in the NBA as long as the scene isn't adversely affecting my team and teammates. I've known enough drug users-going as far back as grade school and the streets of New York-not to view them as pariahs or lost souls. I've certainly smoked more than my quota of weed.”

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Author:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

“Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes.”

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Author:Josh Howard

“I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.”

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Author:Ricky Williams

“Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.”

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Author:Kurt Vonnegut

“I was fascinated that one could have such perceptual changes, and also that they went with a certain feeling of significance, an almost numinous feeling. I'm strongly atheist by disposition, but nonetheless when this happened, I couldn't help thinking, 'That must be what the hand of God is like.'”

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Author:Oliver Sacks

“It is beyond my comprehension that any humane person would withhold such a beneficial substance from people in such great need simply because others use it for different purposes.”

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Author:Steven Gould

“I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing.”

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Author:Lester Grinspoon

“Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.”

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Author:Melissa Etheridge

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