Best Smoke Weed Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I started doing cocaine to get through interviews, 'cause people wanted to know a lot about my personal life and I wasn't prepared for a 60 Minutes interview every time. Doing bumps I was able to get through the day, but then I would smoke weed to calm me down - it was the only way I could get through the day without people noticing I was doing it.”

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Author:Kid Cudi

“Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday”

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Author:Dave Chappelle

“My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked - just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor.”

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Author:Shia LaBeouf

“How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama.”

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Author:Yelawolf

“I'll smoke weed occasionally, on special occasions like a movie night or something. I like to drink beer but whenever it comes to hard drugs, I really believe that they hurt your body, deplete your energy.”

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Author:Christofer Drew

“I smoke weed.It's not an addiction. It's something I wanna do. It's not smart though. It's not good for my body but I'm doing it. I'm not telling people to do it.”

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Author:Schoolboy Q

“I made a deal with myself that whenever I smoke weed, I have to be doing something productive: writing, recording, cutting a podcast, editing, etc.”

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Author:Kevin Smith

“We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption.”

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Author:John Adams

“Music and herb go together. It's been a long time now I smoke herb. From 1960's, when I first start singing.”

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Author:Bob Marley

“Me, I don’t want any children, I don’t want responsibility. I am gay, I smoke weed and I do exactly what I want in my life because of my talent. I represent an ideal which others have had to let go and they blame me for that. Especially men.”

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Author:George Michael

“Hey, ay, ay, ay...smoke weed everyday.”

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Author:Nate Dogg

“I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.”

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Author:Ilana Glazer

“I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen.”

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Author:James Franco

“Smoke weed every day.”

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Author:Wiz Khalifa

“I smoke weed, of course. That's like meditation for me. Watching movies is a really good escape as well.”

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Author:Wiz Khalifa

“It was just like, "What am I going to do today, in L.A., as an actor? Well, I guess I could go to Seth's [Rogen] apartment and smoke weed and hang out." And that's all we'd do. We'd smoke weed, hang out, play video games, and talk.”

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Author:David Krumholtz

“All I want to do is yoga and hike, and smoke weed. It's funny.”

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Author:Miley Cyrus

“I don't smoke weed on set all day. I just want to say that, you know, not all day. After lunch you get tired. What can you do? To me, the fact that a character smokes weed isn't really what I hang my hat on necessarily.”

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Author:Seth Rogen

“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?”

“Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use.”

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Author:Richard M. Nixon

“Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed. Nowhere is this more clear than in the laws against possession of marijuana in private for personal use... Therefore, I support legislation amending Federal law to eliminate all Federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to one ounce [28g] of marijuana.”

“The amount of money and of legal energy being given to prosecute hundreds of thousands of Americans who are caught with a few ounces of marijuana makes no sense.”

“Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could.”

“I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk!”

“I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.”

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Author:Andy Warhol

“Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this.”

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“When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didnt like it, and I didnt inhale, and I never tried again.”

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Author:William J. Clinton

“I smoked pot in college and in the Army.”

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Author:Al Gore

“When I was a kid, I inhaled. Frequently. That was the point.”

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Author:Barack Obama

“Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana. We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society.”

“Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself”

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“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.”

“Marijuana is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man.”

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Author:Frances M. Young

“Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.”

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Author:Thomas Jefferson

“I think the 'Just say no' mentality is so crazed. I saw a thing in a women's magazine the other day. 'He smokes cannabis, what am I to do? He laughs it off when I try to tell him, he says it's not really harmful...' Of course you're half hoping the advice will be, 'Well, you know it's not that harmful; if you love him, if you talk to him about it, tell him maybe he should keep it in the garden shed or something,' you know, a reasonable point of view. But of course it was, 'No, no, all drugs are bad. Librium's good, Valium's good. But cannabis, ooooh!' I hate that unreasoned attitude.”

“I smoked this joint and then it hit me. I thought, what you gotta do is play your own simply blues.”

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Author:Iggy Pop

“I do smoke, but I don't go through all this trouble just because I want to make my drug of choice legal. It's about personal freedom. We should have the right in this country to do what we want, if we don't hurt anybody. Seventy-two million people in this country have smoked pot. Eighteen to 20 million in the last year. These people should not be treated as criminals.”

“The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, If you are going to do this, we'd rather you did this with us.”

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Author:Matt Damon

“The anti-marijuana campaign is a cancerous tissue of lies, undermining law enforcement, aggravating the drug problem, depriving the sick of needed help and suckering well-intentioned conservatives and countless frightened parents.”

“I'd always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to lager and speed, and I drifted into heroin because as a kid growing up everybody told me, 'don't smoke marijuana, it will kill you'.”

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Author:Irvine Welsh

“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”

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Author:Martha Stewart

“The ultimate 20-year plan is to be living in the Caribbean, writing, living off the land, eating from the ocean and probably smoking herb.”

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Author:Ryan Phillippe

“I experimented with marijuana a time or two.”

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Author:William J. Clinton

“On his method for lighting up: "Nothing special, but I do blunts, cigarellos, pipes, bongs, bowls, I'll smoke out of an old Timberland boot if you can rig it up and get some weed some out of it. I'll smoke that. Man, I've been saying that for years, so I might just try to make me a Timberland boot contraption that you can smoke weed out of. I think I'm gonna try it."”

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Author:Devin the Dude

“Tupac Shakur always wanted me to smoke weed with him, and I never did it, and I wish I did...That's my biggest regret.”

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Author:Mike Tyson

“I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt”

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Author:Mac Miller

“I was a vegetarian when we shot the first film(Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle), and I generally eat organic as much as possible. I know this is so disappointing to the audience, which is why I don't talk about it a lot, but I don't smoke weed, I don't eat fast food.”

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Author:Kal Penn

“Super silver, Hawaiian haze Sativa, indica, Solomon's grave Genesis, chapter one verse twelve ways Marijuana, hashish, everybody blaze Fuels and fibers, energy saved When the natives met the travelers, guess what they gave All praise due to the seeds they raised And the people all over the world that smoke J's Kings and queens, musicians, actors Everyday, working class, stoners, slackers Low key blazers and green bowl packers If Mary Jane is in the house then I'm gon' mack her This is dedicated to everybody in the world that smoke weed Legalize it”

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