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Source: Nowhere But Home
Source: The Irresistible Revolution: Living as an Ordinary Radical
“As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy.”
“How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama.”
“You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.”
“You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.”
“You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.”
Source: Breaking Dawn: Twilight
“Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.”
Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)
Source: Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires
“She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.”
Source: Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires