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“Brilliance without prayer is like a car with four flat tires. It might be a truly fine vehicle, but it isn’t going anywhere.”

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Author:Craig D. Lounsbrough

“I don't see anything wrong with a cell phone. That's great. You have a flat tire in the middle of the night; it works better than digging in your pocket for a quarter and looking for a payphone eight miles down the road.”

Night Middle Phones Eight Miles Cells Pockets Flats Quarters Tire Cell Phone Digging Down The Road Middle Of The Night Flat Tires

Author:Billy Bob Thornton

“When you keep asserting that things are going to work out well, that you can do the job, that you will not have a flat tire, that you will get there on time, by talking up good results you invoke the law of positive effects and good results occur. Things do turn out well.”

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Book:The Power of Positive Thinking

Source: The Power of Positive Thinking

“It's hard to go. It's scary and lonely...and half the time you'll be wondering why the hell you're in Cincinnati or Austin or North Dakota or Mongolia or wherever your melodious little finger-plucking heinie takes you. There will be boondoggles and discombobulated days, freaked-out nights and metaphorical flat tires. But it will be soul-smashingly beautiful... It will open up your life.”

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Author:Cheryl Strayed

“We are not going to win because you have a new head coach, any more than you are going to fix a flat tire by changing the driver. We will win the minute all of us get rid of excuses as to why we can't win and stop wallowing in self-pity.”

Self Winning Minutes Excuse Coaches Pity Flats Drivers Tire Self Pity Can't Win Wallowing Head Coaches We Will Win Flat Tires

Author:Lou Holtz

“"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.”

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Author:Katharine Hepburn

“I am a futility. The life of prayer begins with that. And God is not a comfort, to be offered like Kleenex. God is a poisoned sea, with broken syringes washing up on the beach. God is shopping malls stretching to the horizon and warplanes in the sky. God is a flat tire in a rainstorm and beer cans in the ditch, a bottle shattered on a highway and the taste of gunmetal in your mouth.”

Prayer Sea Sky Broken Comfort Taste Mouths Beer Beach Flats Horizon Bottles Shopping Tire Highways Washing Shattered Stretching Futility Malls Rainstorms Flat Tires Kleenex

Author:Tim Farrington

“It is bad enough to reinvent the wheel. What really hurts is when they reinvent the flat tire.”

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Author:Lee S Shulman

“A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.”

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Author:Demetri Martin

“You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.”

Ifs Helping Might House Causes Flats Tire Redneck Your Mom You Might Be A Redneck If Momma Flat Tires

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.”

Ifs Might Dresses Hunting Redneck Your Mom You Might Be A Redneck If Momma Sporting Events Flat Tires

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign.”

Looks Said Lasts Three Sides Walks Driving Gas Flats Stations Swear Last Time Look At Me Tire Truck Gas Stations Flat Tires

Author:Bill Engvall

“I'm no mechanic but I can change my oil and I know what to do when I get a flat tire and I can hot-wire it in an emergency.”

Knows I Can Hot Oil Flats Mechanic Tire Emergencies Wire Flat Tires

Author:Amber Heard

“Everybody has a home team: It's the people you call when you get a flat tire or when something terrible happens. It's the people who, near or far, know everything that's wrong with you and love you anyways. These are the ones who tell you their secrets, who get themselves a glass of water without asking when they're at your house. These are the people who cry when you cry. These are your people, your middle-of-the-night, no-matter-what people.”

People Knows Matter Home Happens Night House Water Secret Team Middle Love You Cry Terrible And Love Asking No Matter What Glasses Flats Tire Middle Of The Night Flat Tires Home Team

Author:Shauna Niequist

“I was a child of the women's movement. Everything I had learned was from my mother and my grandmother, who both had a very pioneering spirit. They had to, because they had to change flat tires and paint the house - because, you know, the men didn't come home from the war or whatever else, so women had to do these things.”

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Author:Pam Grier

“I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat tire or a broken window.”

Needs Might Broken Grew Grew Up Tools Window Flats Farmers Tire Illinois Flat Tires Broken Windows

Author:Nick Offerman

“I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.”

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Author:Roy Orbison

“Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.”

Ifs Firsts Next Left Morning Late Flats Boss Tire Murphy Flat Tires

Author:George Edward Woodberry

“Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.”

Men Should Cards Flats Tire Second Thoughts Flat Tires

Author:Jill Shalvis

“Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires - disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end by redirecting our lives in a meaningful way.”

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Author:Bernie Siegel

“Some libertarians succeed by re-inventing the wheel. Most libertarians fail by re-inventing the flat tire.”

Failing Succeed Libertarian Wheels Flats Tire Inventing Flat Tires

Author:Mike Cloud

“How can we describe the most exalted experience of our physical lives [sex], as if-jack, wrench, hubcap, and nuts-we were describing the changing of a flat tire?”

Ifs Sex Flats Nuts Tire Describing Exalted Wrenches Flat Tires

Book:John Cheever: Collected Stories and Other Writings

Source: John Cheever: Collected Stories and Other Writings